When we were young we were really rowdy goliards ... ?
Here are some of our raids ... of course: twenty years have passed ... there is legal prescription! ?
BASE ACTIONS: The Classics
They consist in cheering up fellow citizens, traveling with the car through the streets, asking, now at the top of our lungs, now individually, some fundamental questions:
"Where is Gustavo La Fava street?" [you may use another word's joke, in your own language]
(i must explain the joke: in Italian language "Gustavo" is a name, but also a verb: it means "I tasted".
"La Fava" may sound like a normal composite surname, like "O'Connor", but "fava" could mean "dick" too. So, "Gustavo La Fava" could be a name of a person, but it means "I tasted the dick" ? )
"WHO IS THE DOG, YOU TWO??" (to a person walking with a dog)
" TI L'E' MANGIOU U CUNNIGGIU??" (It's a non-sense question: It means "have you eaten a rabbit?" in dialect (=local) language (we gave to this action the nickname: "CONIGLIARE" .. more or less like "TO RABBIT" )
COMMAND ACTIONS: Indianapolis
"Get " ? some suitable materials for this purpose:
Street skittles, road signs (arrows and transit bans), candles etc.
Study toponymy, identifying the suitable place.
Place the road signs "strategically" so that you can enter a circular route, but don't get out of it !!
Place yourself in a strategic place to secretly see the effect it has ... (this is a quote from a famous Italian song)
COMMAND ACTIONS: Polluted water
- White coats, jackets and ties.
- Professional tags
- "Highly" scientific instruments: (we used old tape players, electrical stimulators, with a lot of leds, strange mp3 readers, variuos items..)
- Friends and a LOT OF NERVE ! ?
- go to some pleasant place, where the average age of the population is quite adequate to the need .....
- By carefully choosing the place, identify a public drinking fountain, which has people around ....
- "analyze water" with your "scientific" tools
- Wait for some old woman to come and see what you're doing
- Act on subject, have fun! ?
COMMAND ACTIONS: Close that school
Chains, padlocks, time to waste ?
Have you not yet understood?
At night, load a car with friends and chains and padlocks ...
Getting around to the city schools ...
Lovely padlock every doors and gates and little gates ...
Wake up early the next morning, and do the tour half an hour before opening hours ...
... to SECRETELY see the effect it has
COMMAND ACTIONS: Big diaper
Do you have a statue, accessible, in your city, with the "cock" outside?
Don't you suddenly feel moralistic?
Don't you have a night to lose by putting on a nice diaper (underwear) ??
P.S. There are no such large diapers: I don't think there are problems with working with sorbents for seniors and scotch tape (white, so as not to spoil the appearance), am I right, my disciples?
COMMAND ACTIONS: The spoiler
Do you remember the secrets of TWIN PEAKS? It was a thriller "meatloaf" from the 90s ... at the time there was no internet, but we had a friend who lived in the USA, to whom we asked for the ending ...
We prepared a lot of flyers and papered the whole city !! And we also ended up in the newspaper, for this fact!
ELECTORAL ACTIONS: The Party
We too, back in 1994, dived into the election campaign, obviously in our own way! ?
Also in this case, we prepared thousands of electoral flyers, in perfect goliard style, and we papered our city again !!
(sorry, it's in Italian language, with a lot of jokes about electoral promises)
SOLIDARITY ACTIONS: Tired Boss
It may happen that, at the venerable age of almost 40 years, the Burp-A-Holics' Boss feels a little tired ... and suddenly, the unexpected encounter with a means of locomotion, left unattended on the public road, solves the problem, thanks to the friendship of his faithful followers ... Do you want to see how we travel around, on the evening of 9 / Jun / 2006?
AZIONI SOCIALI: Il volantino
Back in 1991, we posted a serious flyer (incredible, isn't it ... ?) throughout the city, for social purposes, here is the text:
THINK ABOUT IT !
The sun shining
A child who laughs
The love that warms, that moves everything
A new flower, pristine king of colors
The rainbow, which always comes, after the rain
Your mother's eyes, full of tears
The pain of your father, which swells his heart
Your friends, who cry for you
Before picking up the syringe!
Before connecting the exhaust to the car!
Before stunning you on Saturday night!
LOVE, FAMILY, FRIENDS, TO HELP NEIGHBOR
Even just one of them is good reason for
DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!
DO NOT DRUG!